What would they do to Libertarian Girl?

Mountain Home AR man gets jail time for fictitious online profile.

A 58-year-old Mountain Home man will serve 30 days in jail after being sentenced Tuesday in District Court on a charge of endangering the welfare of a minor after he posed as a 16-year-old girl on the Internet.

You think we have prison overcrowding now? Just wait until they go after every person who's less than honest in their online identities, particularly the personals sites.

Clean up your profiles, folks. No more using your high school graduation picture as your photo. No more underestimating your weight. No more saying you're into chick stuff, honest. Just to be safe, make sure you tell them you occasionally belch, fart, and play air guitar.