Jean Carnahan fancies herself an author.

Senator Golddigger's still riding her husband's corpse all the way to the bank.

WOMAN FIRST: Jean Carnahan's book - "Don't Let the Fire Go Out" - about the death of her husband and son in a plane crash in October 2000, and her reflections on being Missouri's first lady and a U.S. senator, will be in bookstores next week. The book includes cover blurbs from former Sen. Tom Eagleton, Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-California, and former Texas Gov. Ann Richards. Local signings will be at Left Bank Books, April 19; Borders Books in Brentwood, May 3; and Barnes & Noble in Ladue, May 14.