Arkanssouri 3.0

I guess with all the (some would say extraneous) "improvements" lately, it's time to call this Arkanssouri 3.0.

Place your pins on my guestmap, folks. I wanna know where my readers come from.

And yes, I am perfectly aware that sentence ends in a preposition. That's what I did it for.

Who's up for a split infinitive?