The Arkanssouri Blog.: BANWATCH

Thursday, August 19, 2004

BANWATCH

What's being proposed to be banned in places in Amerika (formerly America, Land of the Free,) in the last two days alone?

Stickers.
Gas-powered boats.
Wading in fountains.
Silly String.
Grassy swale parking.
The word "Redskins"
Watering "Nonfunctional Turf."
The AWOL Machine
Leaf Burning and Leaf Bagging.
Dirty movies.
Convenience stores selling beer.
Hog-dog rodeos.
Genetically-engineered crops and animals.
ATVs.
Spaghetti straps.
Cul-de-sac parking.
Political signs.
Scooters.
Automatic Deer Feeders.

What will they ban when they run out of things to ban?

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