Space/time continuum imperilled.

If this was one of the Star Trek shows, it would be time to modify the main deflector dish, alter some emitters, or toy with the warp field a bit.

Because, you see, there is about to be a rupture in the subspace barrier.

The Red Sox are going to the World Series. This is just WRONG.

For awhile now, callers have been calling in to COAST TO COAST AM saying something about the universe just doesn't FEEL right -- that it's unbalanced somehow.

This is proof. The Red Sox are not SUPPOSED to go to the World Series. And if they win, POOF! Armageddon.

So call out Steve Bartman; slap a Red Sox hat on him and plant him in the stands next to the foul line. Do your best Babe Ruth curse voodoo.

The Red Sox must not win the World Series.

The fate of the Universe depends on it.