Proof I am indeed a guy.

Slim Jim Scramble.

1 Slim Jim, cut into half-inch pieces.
1 slice Kraft American cheese.
2 eggs.
Pepper and Tabasco sauce (optional).

Scramble eggs, pepper, and Slim Jim in a bowl.

Spray small skillet with PAM and heat on HIGH.
Pour egg/Slim Jim mixture in.
Cook a little, then place cheese on top.
Try to flip half of the thing onto the other half to make an omelet.
Fail, choose instead to mix it all up.
Remove with spatula.
Pour Tabasco sauce on.
Enjoy.

To further prove I am indeed a guy, I burned it, like I always do eggs. Ate it anyway. Good stuff.