In Case You're Interested . . .

This was in my inbox this morning:

THE MISSOURI VIPERS WOMENS PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM LOCATED IN
SPRINGFIELD, MISSOURI IS HOLDING TRYOUTS ON DECEMBER 12 AT 1:30 PM.
PARTICIPANTS MUST BE AT LEAST 18 YEARS OF AGE. NO EXPERIENCE
NECESSARY, WE WILL TRAIN. ADMINISTRATION FEE IS $40.00 AT SIGN-UP.
WEAR WARM COMFORTABLE CLOTHING AND TENNIS SHOES OR CLEATS. NO
EQUIPMENT NECESSARY AT TRYOUTS. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER. FOR MORE
INFORMATION PLEASE EMAIL US AT MISSOURIVIPERS@AOL.COM. WE ARE ALSO
LOOKING FOR CHEERLEADERS THAT ARE ABLE TO TRAVEL AND ARE BETWEEN THE
AGES OF 15-18. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.