The EU are idiots.

I don't know what's worse, that they debated the deep, philosophical question "What is food?" at all, or the answers they found.

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - What is food? Chewing gum and mineral water qualify, EU experts say -- but not hallucinogenic mushrooms, live animals or an apple growing on a tree.

God, I hope nobody asks them a TRULY deep, philosophical question sometime, like "What is truth?"