Disfiguring Barbie.

So I'm still having trouble with trespassers in my back yard.

I decided to leave them little presents. The first one was a male Ken-ish doll wearing panty hose with a black hood over his head, holding the severed head of a Barbie-ish doll with her eyes cut out in his right hand, raised up for all to see. It stayed in the back yard for a week before it was stolen.

So I did another one last night. The headless body of the first Barbie-ish girl, with a wad of rubber band wrapped around where her head should be. I cut a gaping wound in her back, punctured her boobs full of push-pin holes, cut off her hands and bound them together with a small rubber band, then put her hands in her chest cavity via the gaping wound in her back.

And did I mention the stigmata?

I bound the stumps of her arms together behind her back, then bound her feet together. I placed leftover yardsale stickers that said "MAKE OFFER" over her crotch and ass and the hole in her back.

I got a red marker and colored the ends of her stumps bloody, then drew a gash on her neck and rivers of blood gushing down the insides of her legs. I broke her knees so that they bend FORWARD instead of backward and drew a smiley face on her stomach in red.

I burned her plastic flesh with a cigarette several times on her legs, torso, and feet. Then I threw her in the backyard.

We'll see how long this one lasts before it is stolen.

Those are gonna be some fucked-up children when they grow up.