Eye On The Mysticists.

Pope Benny issues a fatwa on Harry Potter.

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Billy Graham's daughter auditions for COPS and the Jerry Springer Show.

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. - Evangelist Billy Graham's daughter was arrested
and charged with domestic abuse after witnesses told police she choked her
husband in a parking lot, authorities said.

These are the theocrats the Republicans want in charge?