Big Brother isn't just watching...

... he's listening, too.

Specifically, he's listening to you type.

And, oh yes, he can tell when you're only typing with one hand.

What's worse, he's compiling it all into a comprehensive global database, much like the Mormons', but on a global, rather than national, scale.

Damn Mormons. I wonder if they rent out their database to the Jehovah's Witnesses. How else would the JHers know where I live?

The watchful eyes didn't save the victims of the London train bombings, now did they?