With a name like 'Scooter'...

... is the betting open on how long he'll be in prison before someone makes him his bitch?

Put me in for a day and a half.

Nah, just kidding. I doubt he'll serve any time, even if he's guilty as sin. He surely can draw out the legal process for three years, until after the '08 election, when Dubya can 'pardonize' him.

Besides, it's not like he got caught schtupping (or being schtupped by) a big, hairy soldier in a YMCA bathroom a block from the White House or anything, right?