All your base are belong to us.

My Gadget Bag has come up with a list of what it has decided are the most shocking video game moments.

It has left out the sexual assault of Smurfette in a game I think was called Smurf Massacre. And it has also left out the "happy ending" (or the very existence, for that matter) of Stroker 64.

There are a couple more moments that, if not shocking, are certainly enigmatic. One is the title of this post.

Another is, on the C-64 version of Donkey Kong, Mario's girlfriend repeatedly and for no apparent reason shouts "1103!" I have spent twenty years trying to figure out what she means, and have had no luck.