God hates manicurists.

Question for you Falwell types:

If God wanted us to have short fingernails, wouldn't they stop growing at the proper length? God didn't create fingernail clippers; man did.

So isn't it an unnatural act to NOT let them grow to their full length? Isn't it a sin?

So give the gay thing a rest and go after those sinners who cut their fingernails.

And start by leading by example.