Liberals, tired of blaming Mom and Ronald Reagan for everything, switch to blaming Fluffy.

Schizophrenia is best described, I think, as a tendency to draw cause-and-effect conclusions where there are none.

The dog is barking, so the price of oil will go up. You know, that sort of thing.

This story, which concludes that having a cat may cause schizophrenia, strikes me as just this type of cognitive dissonance.

Ronald Reagan didn't get shot because his shooter had a cat as a child. He got shot because his shooter wanted to do Jodie Foster and thought this would impress her.

"But it's not my fault!"