Osama bin Goodman.

Vegas mayor: What happens in Vegas should get your thumb cut off on TV.

Let's see. What you've got there, Mr. Mayor, is a city that is the biggest hub of organized crime east of New York. You know, the mob -- you "used to be" their lawyer. And you want to cut off the thumbs of taggers?

Not murderers? Not rapists? Not extortionists? What, you don't want a bunch of thumbless buddies over for Thanksgiving dinner?