Larry Miller's Megaplex theater . . .

. . . doesn't want you to see Brokeback Mountain.

But he's more than willing to show you a tale of "interspecies romance," a fun romp with married robbers, a dude who gets in on with grandma's sewing circle, "the darkest, sickest recess of human nature itself," a geisha and her anonymous patron, a pro-terrorist Spielberg piece, a pro-failure piece, and a film that ridicules the retarded.

But a flick with kissing cowboys is too much?

Larry Miller also owns the Utah Jazz (which may explain the pro-failure movie).

The theater chain's email addy is: guestservices@megaplextheatres.com . The phone number for this particular theater is: (801) 304-4577.

There is a "contact" button in the upper righthand corner of the website for the Larry H. Miller Group.