Look away, Mr. Hanna...

... don't want you hatin' on my mountainhood.


Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.


Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.


Which Famous Homosexual Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey


Are You Damned?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Perhaps it is BECAUSE I am Eleanor Roosevelt that I am damned.


Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.


Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Enough, you say? No more?

Okay, I'll quit.



I lied.


Which Presidential Candidate Are You?
Rung from Rum and Monkey's very own liberty bell.

What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
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Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey.


Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey


Which Glendinningite Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.