The Tell-Tale Fingers.

CNN: Fingers + Length = Heart Trouble.

Was it CNN that decided finger-length ratios were an indicator of lesbianism?

Update: No, that was the BBC.

Does it follow that lesbians have heart trouble, or that people with heart trouble are prone to lesbianism?

All this discussion of lesbians and their fingers has me dangerously close to a NC-17 rating, so I'd better shut my pie-hole.