Torn between two headlines.

WSBTV is running an ugly dog contest. I wanted to email them with a suggestion for the name of the trophy: The Chupacabra Cup. That would have been the headline for this post.

But then I ran across slide number seven.

You see where this is going, don't you? Don't you?

The old headline is no longer sufficient. The new headline is:

Lyle Lovett!

[H/T 2 Buzzpage.]