Kim Jong Illin'

Dude's been watching way too many Austin Powers movies. He's patterning himself after the batshit-insane villians. All he needs is a Mini-Me. No, wait; he is his OWN Mini-Me!

I hadn't planned on attending the local fireworks last night, but at the last minute decided it would be a good way to tell Little Kim "Fuck You!"

The talking heads over at CNN keep wondering why he launched all the short-rangers. My theory, which so far I haven't seen raised by the MSM, is that he wanted to test the capability of Ronald Reagan's Missile Defense System in dealing with simultaneous multiple targets, and to find out how long it would take such a system to react.

But it never got to that. Instead, Little Kim was faced with the utter shame of total failure of his prized long-ranger. What a loser. I bet he's sittting alone in his room today singing about how lonely he is.