To the Doofus Wagon!

That's what I'm renaming my little titty-pink Escort, because it seems that it's primary driver suffers from an incurable case of chronic doofism.

Awhile ago, I bought a water-saving attachment for the kitchen sink. And by "awhile" I mean a really, really long time.

This morning by accident I discovered it has a "spray" setting which makes washing dishes much easier and more water efficient.

How many thousands of dishes did I wash before I discovered it?

I am a doofus.