Bridging the Gap. ["Brizzle tha Gizzle, my nizzles."]

Finally, a translation service makes The Arkanssouri Blog available to the ebonics-as-first-language crowd!

The inner cities need no longer suffer in ignunce.

Update: They've helpfully translated Joe2006, too! Here's a sample:

Welcome ta Joe2006.com! Wizne'll be ridin' our fizzle website soon ta bring you tha latest news n updates fizzle tha campaign.

In tha meantime, I want ta takes a moment ta thizzay mah supporta n explain ta you why I hizzy decided ta fight on until Baller . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue..

Update 2: I may make Drud-To-Tha-Gizzle my primary news source, with headlines like this:

PAPER: Terror po-po target mizzy than 70 'plots' in UK...

Among would-be brotha arrested - motha who were ta use they babies as cova...

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