The Arkanssouri Blog.: Maybe he should shout the plotlines of Long Dong Silver movies at her.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Maybe he should shout the plotlines of Long Dong Silver movies at her.

Woman insists being meowed at is harassment.

Jeannette police charged a 14-year-old boy for "meowing" whenever he sees his neighbor, 78-year-old Alexandria Carasia.
But wait; it gets better [emphasis mine]:

The boy's mother said the family got rid of their cat after Carasia complained to police that it used her flower garden as a litter box.
A bird pooped all over the hood of my car a few days ago; should I call the police?

Put up a fence around your flower garden, bitch. Quit wasting taxpayer dollars.

And oh, yeah. Meow, bitch.

[H/T 2 Drudge.]

2 Comments:

Blogger Reel Fanatic said...

Meow, bitch indeed .. she needs a good, hard slap in the face

5:10 PM  
Blogger The Last American said...

I'm wondering why the people from the local chapters of PETA and the Humane Society don't surround her house and subject her to round-the-clock constant meowing.

And every time she steps outside, they can hiss.

Or make howling kitty-lovemaking noises.

Or take a giant collective dump in her flower garden.

10:55 AM  

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