Dear Abby (Abby Normal, that is.)

I'm going to open the floor for questions and occasionally offer up a post on Dear Abby-style advice. If you have a question you'd like my advice on, submit it here in the comments.

Here's an example:

Dear Abby Normal:

My best friend is oblivious to the fact that her facelift was totally botched. She looks like a freak. Should I tell her or will that hurt her feelings?

Concerned in Concord

Nah, don't tell her. There's nothing she can do about it now. And remember, the uglier she is, the better you look in comparison.

Cheers!
Abby Normal