I say we take up a collection . . .

. . . and pay this guy's fines.

CHARDON, Ohio (AP) - A trucker is accused of throwing iron ore at passing
motorists over the past three months because he was angry they wouldn't turn off
their bright headlights.

Glenn Rogers Jr., 40, of Elyria, told Geauga County Sheriff deputies
that he was mad at westbound drivers who wouldn't dim their high beams as he
passed them on state Route 422 about 25 miles southeast of Cleveland, Sheriff
Dan McClelland said.

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The case had been a mystery to deputies until earlier this week when a [BITCH!] whose windshield was broken followed the truck she believed the rock came from and called 911.

So dim your f*cking lights, bitch.

This guy's a hero, not a criminal.