What do Tom Hanna and the British Government have in common?

No, not a fondness for frilly hats.

They both hate on cheese.

Cheese is to be treated as junk food under new [British] advertising rules for children's television.
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The National Farmers' Union described the decision as ' nannying gone mad'.

Those of us of a certain age remember being taught in the welfare schools about the Four Food Groups. One of the groups was "Dairy," and a suggested example of dairy was cheese.

Now we find out that cheese is junk food.

I think reparations are in order. Something patterned after the tobacco settlement. Only we go after the government for promoting the product.

[H/T 2 memeorandum.]