The Arkanssouri Blog.: Got wiener?

Monday, March 19, 2007

Got wiener?

That individual in the back of the Valerie Plame hearings in the pink, wearing the Jackie O pillbox hat, giving the "peace" sign and the "shamey shamey" sign?

According to CNN's Jeanne Moos (although I can't find the story in the transcripts), that's a transgendered resident of the Ozarks' own little city of Springfield, named "Midge."

I like how the camera pans down to make sure you can read the "Impeach Bush Now" message on the shirt.

Springfield is the worldwide HQ of the Assembly of God church. It is also where they burn down gay people's houses and the police don't arrest anybody. I am reminded of the old joke about the KGB and how people fell down the stairs.

Apparently, the guy's house fell down the stairs.

How does all that square with the presence of transgendered Midges?

Well, Springfield is known as the Queen City of the Ozarks.

And it must be so proud.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't this Midge run for U.S. Congress, Roy Blunt's seat, as a Republican? I think so, actually.

R

3:06 PM  
Anonymous John said...

I dunno about that, R.

But I do know that one thing I left out about Springfield is that it is perfectly legal in the city to ask for sexual favors in a park.

Unless they are homosexual sexual favors. Then you'll go to jail. Just for asking.

So much for equal justice.

9:07 AM  

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