Brit Brother: You will jog for the master race . . .

. . . and always wear the happy face.

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I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school

Lyrics from California Uber Alles by The Dead Kennedys.

TANGENTIAL UPDATE: China becomes the opposite of Footloose (which I guess would be Foottight) and makes dancing mandatory.

Take your baby by the ears And play upon her darkest fears.

- Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung