Moby, you're a liberal. You already ARE a vampire!

Dance star MOBY has confessed to fans he would like to be a vampire, if it means he could be immortal.

And the fact that the price of immortality would be parasiting off of others without their consent doesn't bother you?

Of course. It's all about what YOU want. Rights of others be damned.

Your soul is as black as the hole in The Black Hole, Moby.


(Which was a good movie, BTW. Maximillian could kick R2-D2's ass!)