The natural law types wouldn't like what I'm about to do.

This site was designed to give blogs MPAA-type ratings.

This blog, for instance, gets a
.

No big surprise there, although I don't think I should be penalized for using the word "gay."

But I'm going to go against it's natural use and use it to rate the news.

MSNBC and PBS' NewsHour get

Mingle² - Free Online Dating

which might partially explain their abysmal ratings, except that ABC also gets a G, and their ratings are good. CBS News also gets a G, although this site conspicuously notices the network's use of the word "hoar."

CNN gets

Mingle² - Free Online Dating

And Fox News gets

Mingle² - Free Online Dating

They say it's for "sexy gun porn," not necessarily in that order.

P.S. That ThickSlab guy Dave, not surprisingly, gets a NC-17. Unless you run him through Anonymouse. Then he gets a G.

[H/T 2 Kip.]