Gonna be out of pocket for the next week or so.

And as my loyal minions know, I like my little Rain Man routines, and when they get disturbed, all hell breaks loose.

So, if I go for a few days without posting here, don't worry. I haven't been chopped into little pieces and sunk into Lake Norfork in beer coolers weighed down with concrete.

Nor am I locked in Danny DeVito's trunk with duct tape over my mouth.

And I'm not handcuffed naked to a chair in a lightless dungeon underneath the house of the chick who played Natalie on The Facts of Life, with jumper cables clamped on my nipples.

At least, probably not.