Sign of the Times.

You know those novelty police-tape replicas they sell around Halloweentime every year?

The ones that say "CAUTION ENTER IF YOU DARE" over and over, and you cut off however long a piece you need?

There are some of those up at the local Dairy Queen.

Only they've been cut it the wrong places.

They say "ENTER IF YOU DARE CAUTION."

A bunch of Pentacosts apparently work there. The females always wear these long denim dresses.

I don't know if that has anything to do with it, but I just thought it was worth mentioning.