More X.M.A.S. pics.

Police are hoping this picture from

surveillance video will help someone

recognize and identify the Serial Snowman Stabber.

What's the old saying,

"You can put Christmas lights

and deathsicles

on a shithouse

and it's still a shithouse."?

Looks like some sort of torture mechanism.

I can't tell.

Is the snowman stalking someone,

or cruising for sex?

This looks like the runway to Hell.

That one isn't all Christmassy,

but it looked somehow ominous,

so I took a picture.