And they're COMPLAINING??!?!!

This story greeted me this morning...


Hollywood hunk Bruce Willis has reportedly been told to stop hanging around naked by his Californian neighbours.

The Die Hard star has allegedly angered locals near his Malibu home because he keeps walking down the nearby secluded beach without any clothes on.

One source tells Britain's Daily Sport newspaper, "Bruce found some not-so-polite notes in his mailbox asking to keep his shortcomings secret."

Um, have these people SEEN Hawaiian men naked? You'd think they'd be happy for a refreshing change of scenery!