Ivan: The storm that wouldn't die.

If you haven't been paying attention, take a guess where Tropical Depression Ivan (nee Hurricane Ivan) is now.

He's over the Gulf Of Mexico.

How the hell'd he get there, you ask? Wasn't he last seen heading northeast, out to sea, from New England?

He got out to sea, made a loop, crossed back over Florida, and is now in the Gulf, headed for Texas.

While he's currently at about a fifth of his former strength, the warm waters of the Gulf may allow him to restrengthen a bit. Maybe even to low hurricane levels.