Yesterday/Today.

Gaston? Frances? Can't they come up with any better names than that?

I suggest well-known fictional characters. How about Hurricane Chewbacca? Hurricane Pooh?

The school siege is over.

The Cowboys won their final preseason game.

Tonight is the first game of the high school football season. Thayer, the school that is currently making me pay through the nose in property taxes, is playing Salem, the school that previously made me pay through the nose in property taxes until I moved.

Is it wrong of me to hope they both lose somehow?