Couch potato.

Note to Dr. Phil:

Being molested does not mean you will molest. You've spent the last two episodes acting as if it does, even before you knew the results of the lie detector test confirming your suspicions.

Note to Peter Jennings:

Awfully convenient of you to leave out the evidence supporting a crash at Roswell so that you could claim there WAS no evidence. Ask your buddy Bryant Gumbel about the enhanced photo of the memo and the unidentified material recovered at the site in the Sci-Fi investigation.