Heh-heh-heh.

And people were shocked when I refused to knuckle under to Thayer students' fundraising, telling the brat "You little monsters are already costing me over three hundred bucks a year in property taxes. If I didn't have to pay that, I could afford to buy your candy bars."

They also don't understand why I always root for the team playing AGAINST Thayer. It's simple -- the other team isn't costing me as much money.

I tip my chapeau to Kippy.