The Arkanssouri Blog.: Breaking News!!!

Friday, April 01, 2005

Breaking News!!!

From abcnews.com:

Family's Long Nightmare Over, Say Sources, But Proctor & Gamble Stock Plummets

(ABC News) - Providence, RI - Two-year-old Hannah Haley Whitney says it best in her own words -- "I made a poopy on the potty!" This brings to an end months of anguish her parents have suffered due to Hannah's delayed potty training. Her father, Houston Whitney, commented "While it's true that 'I made a poopy on the potty' is not technically correct, since the 'poopy' was already largely made before she even got on the potty, our joy overshadows her apparent
ignorance of her own bodily functions."

Proctor & Gamble, the makers of Pampers diapers, could not be
reached for comment on the precipitous plunge in their stock prices after Hannah's story hit the newswires early this morning, Confidential sources inside management of the company, however, expect stock prices to rebound in the next few months when her grandmother, Whitley Whitney, is expected to begin using the company's Attends adult undergarments.

Hannah, on the other hand, does not seem concerned at all about the
fate of Proctor & Gamble. When asked by Dianne Sawyer, ABC News
Correspondent, about the matter, Hannah simply grabbed the tail of her dress and lifted it over her head, twirling about and humming "Twinkle, twinkle, little star." Pressing the matter, Sawyer asked "And how did making a poopy on the potty make you feel?" Hannah replied "I made a poopy on the potty!" No other explanation was necessary.

Already off-the-record grumblings abound that it is unlikely she made a poopy ON the potty, but rather IN the potty. The wheels are already beginning to turn for a Congressional investigation into whether or not Hannah deceived America about the details of her poopy.

Tomorrow: Peter Jennings takes a detailed look at the scandal with his two-hour special "Inside The Poopy."

2 Comments:

Blogger karneval said...

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1:18 AM  
Anonymous Kostüm Kinder said...

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2:10 AM  

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