OMF'nG!

I've obtained a copy of tomorrow's South Missourian News. Not only did they print the text of my speech in their letters to the editor, but THIS is the lead story on the front page, complete with end-of-the-world typeface:




It's not up on the South Missourian News site yet (which I guess is to be expected since it's tomorrow's paper) but once they post it (if not before) I'll show you the text of the story about me. Or you can just click on the picture and you should be able to read it, although that might be a good way to give yourself a headache.

Somebody is DEFINITELY up to something here. How else do you explain a simple request to the city council being the freakin' lead story on the front page?

And no, even Sympathetic Insider is not above suspicion.