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Saturday, July 02, 2005

Something is infinitely wrong with this concept.

Spring Break in Sturkie Arkansas

Seven things to know about Spring Break in Sturkie Arkansas.

1. College-age men and women flocked to the beach to seek fun in the sun as well as love and romance.

2. What is Spring Break without risking life and limb for good stories to keep from Mom and Dad? Nothing but an extended lunch hour, that's what.

3. Well-to-do female students would travel to all male schools in the efforts to mix the sexes and to cure the rigors of academic life.

4. We don't care what is Spring Break.

5. Some Drink themselves into unconsciousness opening themselves up to the calls of the god of earthly pleasures.

6. Fake tanning is very unhealthy, so hit a makeup counter and ask about the best in sunless tanning options. You can't get burned, and your skin will always be thankful for "Spring Break-Sturkie!"

7. Celebrate the return of spring by drinking and dancing in honor of the Dionysus (Greek) and Bacchus (Roman).



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One does not build sandcastles in the Antarctic. One does not go swimming in the Painted Desert. And one does not flock to the beach in Sturkie, Arkansas.

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