CNN's Situation Room is a joke.

Must Wolf Blitzer remind us every twelve seconds that we are in the Situation Room? And isn't it he who is in the Situation Room, not us? I've got a feeling that I'm about to have three hours of free time in the afternoons. Even the show's Inside The Blogs segments, because you never know when they'll be aired, aren't enough to hold my attention past today.

But once in awhile, I may drop back in to gawk at the spectacle briefly. As I would any other train wreck.

Here is further evidence why I've renamed Blitzer He-Who-Asks-Stupid Questions:

JACK CAFFERTY, CNN ANCHOR: Good afternoon, Wolf. The former president, I was watching that interview, former President Clinton, he hasn't lost his fastball. He's still pretty smooth. I got to thinking though what it might be like to have a Clinton back in the White House. We all remember the relatively peaceful pre-9/11 days when President Clinton was in office. There was no war on terror; no U.S. troops getting killed in Iraq; budget surpluses; a booming economy; impeachment. His last year in office, oil cost about $30 a barrel. Gasoline was a buck and a half a gallon. Sex scandals. Whitewater. If Hillary is ever elected, Mr. Clinton would become the first first husband in our nation's history. Consider those possibilities. All that time and no responsibility for running the country.

Here's the question: Would you like to see President Bill Clinton back in the White House? You can e-mail us at caffertyfile -- which is one word -- @CNN.com. We'll read some of the responses a little later in the program.

BLITZER: All right, Jack. Caffertyfile@CNN.com. But that has a double meaning. Would you like to see President Clinton back in the White House as first spouse or as president?

CAFFERTY: Well, yeah, I mean -- no, well, he can't be president. That's -- you know, it's constitutionally prohibited. No, the only way he'd be back in the White House is presumably that he remains married to Hillary and Hillary becomes the nation's president.

BLITZER: So what you're saying is -- in effect, you're saying, would you like to see Hillary be the president of the United States? Is that the question?

CAFFERTY: No, that's not the question. Where is it. Wait a minute. Let me read the question. Would you like to see President Bill Clinton back in the White House? Maybe it's a little misleading. In the capacity of first husband.

BLITZER: I get it now. Okay, I get it. As opposed to hypothetically if they changed the Constitution, and he could be president. He's only what, 59 years old.

And another instance:

JACK CAFFERTY, CNN ANCHOR: You know, NBC's got that Martha Stewart "Apprentice" show coming up in the fall along with -- and they got these awful promos they're running, with Donald Trump and Martha Stewart where she straightens his tie. I mean, it's just icky. Just following up on the Martha Stewart thing.

BLITZER: Does she do anything with his hairdo?

In the same segment, a viewer calls out Blitzer on the inanity of the show:

[Cafferty:] And finally, Steve in Ft. Worth, Texas writes to say: "Jack, tell your buddy Wolf Blitzer I'm not in THE SITUATION ROOM. In fact, I'm in my living room on my sofa." Geez.

Glad to see I'm not the only one aghast at the sheer idiocy of the show. Steve from Fort Worth, God Bless You.