"Something else?"

I have a sneaking suspicion the Feds got punk'd.

In response to a question that asked, “Do you think of yourself as heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or something else?” 90 percent of men 18-44 years of age responded that they think of themselves as heterosexual, 2.3 percent of men answered homosexual, 1.8 percent bisexual, 3.9 percent “something else,”

Serves 'em right. Note the government chose not to include an option that read, "NONE OF THE GOVERNMENT'S DAMN BUSINESS!"

Rage on, you 3.9 percent, you.