Oh, dear.

Funny . . . I don't REMEMBER being raided at gunpoint.

Hell, I don't even remember ever living in Canada.

Nor do I remember competing in the 500 freestyle. In fact, I'm not certain what the 500 freestyle IS.

And playing Scottish Football for Falkirk? Does one wear a kilt whilst playing Scottish Football? And do the cheerleaders wear pants? How do the players keep their kilts down when doing touchdown celebrations?

You'd think I'd remember meeting Hal Holbrook. But I don't. In fact, it seems I don't remember a lot of things.

Too much ganja, I guess.