Oh, those Texans.

From this article in the Houston Press:

Men in bunny suits and Santa outfits rioted in the bars at night, and one participant was Saran Wrapped several feet off the ground to a utility pole.

But I thought the freaks were in San Francisco, not Hank Hill's backyard.

More (disturbing) bunny news from Peterborough Today:

The friendly balls of fluff are almost unique from other rabbits because one has only one ear, while the other has none at all.