SHOCKER!

Anna Nicole Smith, intoxicated and scantily-clad?

Surely not! Who in their right minds would expect Anna Nicole Smith to be intoxicated and scantily-clad?

I mean, there's NO HISTORY WHATSOEVER of Anna Nicole Smith showing up at public appearances either INTOXICATED or SCANTILY-CLAD, is there? And CERTAINLY not both!

Drunk?!? Not me, Ossifer!

I'm freakin' FAB-yew-luss!