So, I'm off . . .

. . . to wallow in my own crudulence. Maybe I'll be better Saturday and can blog then.

If it kills me, however, I want to wish you all happy holidays.

And for you wankers who object to me saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas," you just shut your gob or I'll go all "Season's Greetings" on your ass.

P.S. -- Turn on the lava lamp and crank up the Rush music; it's Unduvap Full Moon Poya Day! Happy Unduvap Full Moon Poya Day, all!