And free bags of weed would reduce potheads' run-ins with police.

And you didn't know that the inflection of "Oh, Canada" should be the same inflection you would use when you scold your retarded brother Philip for dumping lime Jello powder in the toilet.

Oh, Philip.

Oh, Canada.

With their flapping heads and beady eyes.

From this Breitbart article applauding socialized booze for Canadian rummies:

Free drinks may improve the health and lives of homeless alcoholics and reduce their run-ins with police, according to a study published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal.

Oh, Canada.