Can you imagine Jihad Cindy's reaction,

or Sheila Jackson-Lee's, upon receiving their copies?

Sadly, I have a feeling that this gesture will fly entirely above ALL their heads. It won't fly as high as a copy of, say, Atlas Shrugged or Common Sense, but it WILL fly high enough that it will be well above all their heads.

Except, of course, The Nice Man's.

But then, he GETS it and doesn't NEED a copy. Maybe we could send him copies of The Prince, The Art of War, and Beyond Good and Evil instead. That might help him learn how to get his ideas actually enacted.